portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever)

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j6)

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

alyssapennant:

beautiful intimacy

alyssapennant:

beautiful intimacy

(Source: renhang)

gif:

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

(Source: deliriousidealist)

For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.
takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

(Source: democraticnonsense)

(Source: giveittoyoubaby)

Betwixt her every breath,
nestled firmly behind her ivory keys,
I have found acceptance.
I’ve found a love that wants my indiscretions
my imperfections, my past, my present
and more importantly, my future.
A love that needs me, as I am,
without question, without hesitancy,
without judgement but fully
and unconditionally.
And it is from here, that I love her.
with love that transcends physicality
to touch the untouchable,
to speak the unspeakable,
to hold in embrace
when embrace cannot be.

erica-alexxis:

Quite possibly the best couple in history.

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

sir-hathaway:

Actual representation of what I will be like on New Years.

sir-hathaway:

Actual representation of what I will be like on New Years.

(Source: cayendoentrance)