eluciidate:

jocelynseip:

MY FAVOURITE JOKE


no

eluciidate:

jocelynseip:

MY FAVOURITE JOKE

no

(Source: alternative-rocker)

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

(Source: fireball-mudflap)

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

3loco:

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

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avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

The Japanese say you have three faces.
The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.
curationsbycool:

prettypussyprincess:

zvenuss:

womanofcolor:

rylic:

lovemeneeta:

47h:

thestylishbeaut:

so disrespectful..
but so legendary.

i tried this shit with my ex once. the chain didnt break so i ended up yanking her whole neck. shit was mad awkward so i just walked off and let her keep my shit.

^^^ 😂😂


😂😂

😂😂😂

LOL

LMFAO

Lmfao^^^^

curationsbycool:

prettypussyprincess:

zvenuss:

womanofcolor:

rylic:

lovemeneeta:

47h:

thestylishbeaut:

so disrespectful..

but so legendary.

i tried this shit with my ex once. the chain didnt break so i ended up yanking her whole neck. shit was mad awkward so i just walked off and let her keep my shit.

^^^ 😂😂

😂😂

😂😂😂

LOL

LMFAO

Lmfao^^^^

(Source: clubthotful)

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

(Source: vinebox)